K: You there, I'm a monopoly watchdog and I believe you are a monopoly. It is my duty to see you stop being one, see you in court!
T: No I'm not, yeah see you there.
awhile later
District Judge: T, you have violated monopoly laws. You should divest your interest and not lump them in the same sector.
T: Awww damn, I'm appealing!
K: Go ahead! *sniggers*
another awhile later
T: We've got a good deal so we are selling away about half our stake, hurray!
K: That's not fair, you made an appeal so you should keep the status quo as being a monopoly so that the appeal judgement on whether you are a monopoly in the first place will be fair.
T: But I no longer hold a substantial stake in that sector!
K: Who cares? Hmmm.. What was the case for again? Hmmm... nevermind, as long as I win the appeal.
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